Pay Attention to ME!!!

I used to care what people thought, but now not so much- I take a pill for that. Still, don't judge me. I will harm you with my high heels and sic one of my many dogs on you. Don't let the cutsie names and pretty collars fool you, they are fierce bitches. I find that sometimes I am brutally honest. Honesty is a good thing, the brutality part, apparently not so much. Who knew? But still I share all of the thoughts floating about in my head because after all my opinion would be a terrible thing to waste. A lot of people are probably thinking it, someone might as well just say it. And, if I happen to strike a cord with you- go buy a pair of shoes and get over it. It is called retail therapy and I am a licensed professional. Other than that, I am an only child and a ballerina so you can only begin to imagine the level of my perfection and the amount of maintenance and attention I require.