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Grade D Meat

Cheating below your current chick’s status- Why is this done? Women do not understand this because women cheat up….

I am in no way promoting the act of adultery or infidelity. Fidelity is something I hold very near and dear to my heart and I actually have a tattoo that represents the idea and act. I am simply stating a fact. Women, when it happens, cheat up. They are looking for the greener grass, the lengthier amount of attention, the softer kiss, and the fatter wallet.

Men on the other hand can have a juicy piece at home and choose to snack on a dry chewy piece of grade D. Momentary lack in judgment? Or, in some cases, a habitual lack in judgment. I will never understand the psychology of this. But, wow. Not only will the juicy piece at home be livid that you have been lighting your charcoal somewhere else and bringing her some salmonella home, but more so insulted about your selection of junk foods.

My advice- eat at home. If there is not a main course being offered one evening, apatize yourself and you will make it through to the next meal!

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