Short Shorts with a Big Belt... Gag me.
Thursday, July 30, 2009
I walk the line of originality and odd when it comes to my occasional fashion choices. Of course I consider them to be original and my gal pal considers them to be odd, but at the end of the day I pull it off anyway...
This whole short shorts with a big belt thing though is WRONG. Just wrong. Who the hell let the bleach set into their roots long enough to let it drain into their skull and thought this fashion mistake up?
One, I can barely see your ugly ass shorts you probably paid way too much for considering it took less than 1/4 of a yard of fabric to construct them because your hideous belt takes up half of your ass.
Two, considering the fact that the shorts are barely there anyway, your big ol' five pound belt is weighing your hoochie shorts down in the back.
Now, not only can I almost see your who-ha and clearly see the pillows of your dimpled ass, but I can see your crack too.
Seriously?
I own some daisy dukes and I sport those suckers proudly, but minus the belt!!!!
You whore bags need guidance. And likely contraceptives. Something could slip in there far too easy....
This whole short shorts with a big belt thing though is WRONG. Just wrong. Who the hell let the bleach set into their roots long enough to let it drain into their skull and thought this fashion mistake up?
One, I can barely see your ugly ass shorts you probably paid way too much for considering it took less than 1/4 of a yard of fabric to construct them because your hideous belt takes up half of your ass.
Two, considering the fact that the shorts are barely there anyway, your big ol' five pound belt is weighing your hoochie shorts down in the back.
Now, not only can I almost see your who-ha and clearly see the pillows of your dimpled ass, but I can see your crack too.
Seriously?
I own some daisy dukes and I sport those suckers proudly, but minus the belt!!!!
You whore bags need guidance. And likely contraceptives. Something could slip in there far too easy....
We're gona need a pic of said shorts.