Third Person
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Priscilla loves to speak in third person. It is a cheap little thrill. For some reason she gets happy butterflies in her stomach and a burst of energy out of hearing her own voice say her own name and speak of her own life.
She especially loves to have long drawn out conversations with her gal pal when they both speak in third person. It makes them sound like they are speaking of the most fabulous celebrities (which they would both be if they would ever be in the right place at the right time to get discovered).
This is also a great tactic she uses in public so she can talk to her gal pal about a not so glamorous personal subject, and no one knows it is really about her. "Did you know Priscilla laughed so hard at the party last night she peed in her pants a little?" Bystanders will just think she is a horrible gossip, in which they will either not care at all or go home and pray for her, which is doubly great because she can never get enough prayers! But in reality, she is just telling her own shameful little secrets. She is so much fun, really! Not to toot her horn too much, but she is! ::toot, toot::
This post makes her laugh.
She is done writing now. She is hungry.
She especially loves to have long drawn out conversations with her gal pal when they both speak in third person. It makes them sound like they are speaking of the most fabulous celebrities (which they would both be if they would ever be in the right place at the right time to get discovered).
This is also a great tactic she uses in public so she can talk to her gal pal about a not so glamorous personal subject, and no one knows it is really about her. "Did you know Priscilla laughed so hard at the party last night she peed in her pants a little?" Bystanders will just think she is a horrible gossip, in which they will either not care at all or go home and pray for her, which is doubly great because she can never get enough prayers! But in reality, she is just telling her own shameful little secrets. She is so much fun, really! Not to toot her horn too much, but she is! ::toot, toot::
This post makes her laugh.
She is done writing now. She is hungry.
Um. Wow.