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Global Warming

Today, I am a believer and an advocate that we have a global warming issue. This weekend, my soffe shorts did not offer enough protection against my vehicle’s leather seats. There was a slight burnt hair smell in the air because I do not shave that high up my thigh all the time (DO NOT judge- the hair is blonde and I am white, you would have never known if I hadn’t just told you!). Then of course there was the issue of peeling my legs off of the seat when I got to my final destination.

Confession: Last winter when I nearly had frost bite in my who-ha I was outside with two old school aerosol aqua net hair spray cans aiming at the ozone, screaming “global warming, my ass!”

I may likely do that again when I have icicles dangling from my ears in place of some cute chandelier earrings. But, today I am on the other side of the fence with Al Gore and the tree hugging hippies.

Save our planet, I don’t like to sweat!

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